Do you know what they say about Range Rovers? They’re like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get!

And let me tell you, as a mechanic and Range Rover owner myself, I’ve definitely had my fair share of surprises (or let’s just say disappointments) with these cars.

But one thing that’s always reliable is a good laugh.

So, let’s put our senses of humor to work and explore some hilarious Range Rover mom jokes that will have you rolling on the floor… at least until your Range Rover behaves erratically again.

What do Range Rovers and moms have in common?

They both have a lot of baggage! Whether it’s hauling the kids’ soccer equipment or a week’s worth of groceries, Range Rovers and moms are experts at juggling multiple tasks.

And let’s be honest, sometimes the car seems to have more personality than the people inside it.

Why did the Range Rover’s AC stop working?

Because it wanted to feel more like a true 4×4 and experience the ruggedness of the outdoors! But don’t worry, you’ll still have enough luxury to feel like a queen (or king) on the bumpy ride.

What’s the difference between a Range Rover and a kid’s sandbox?

Not much, really. Both are great for playing with your toys and getting stuck in the sand. But at least the Range Rover comes with air conditioning!

Why did the Range Rover cross the road?

To get to the repair shop on the other side! But in all seriousness, it’s better to preemptively schedule routine maintenance before the car starts acting up.

How many moms does it take to change a Range Rover’s tire?

None, they’ll just call their spouse and let them handle it. But if they were to do it themselves, they’d make sure to wear their best boots and sunglasses for the occasion.

Why did the Range Rover owner install a sunroof?

To have an alternate emergency exit when the door lock fails again. Hey, you never know when you might need it!

How does a Range Rover owner keep their car running smoothly?

They don’t! That’s the mechanic’s job. But seriously, regular checks and fluid top-ups can help minimize the surprises under the hood.

Why did the Range Rover owner upgrade to a newer model?

They wanted to experience all the new and exciting ways the car could malfunction! But in all honesty, it’s always good to consider upgrading when the car no longer meets your needs or expectations.

How can you tell if someone owns a Range Rover?

Don’t worry, they’ll tell you. But jokes aside, Range Rover owners tend to have a special bond with their car that transcends mere ownership, almost like a member of the family.

That’s what makes the occasional hiccups and breakdowns all the more endearing.

Last updated and verified on 4th September 2023