As a Range Rover owner with years of experience under my belt, not to mention a fair share of repairs, I can tell you that these luxury SUVs are known for their impressive off-road capabilities, but not necessarily their reliability.

In other words, Range Rovers are the perfect combination of performance and inconvenience. But I digress.

If you’re reading this, chances are you’re a Range Rover owner looking for some much-needed humor to break up the monotony of repairs – or a curious onlooker searching for Range Rover jokes.

Either way, you’re in luck. I’ve compiled a list of clever quips and witty one-liners that will have you laughing (or cringing) at the expense of your beloved SUV.

 A Range Rover owner walks into a bar…

…and orders a water pump, a new transmission, and a fuel filter.

Why did the Range Rover owner cross the road?

-To get to the repair shop on the other side.

How many Range Rovers does it take to change a light bulb?

-None. It’s a design feature.

What do you call a Range Rover that doesn’t leak oil?

-Empty.

What do you get when you mix a Range Rover with a Ferrari?

-A very expensive tow truck.

What’s the difference between a Range Rover and a shopping cart?

-The shopping cart is more reliable.

Why do Range Rover owners smile during rush hour traffic?

-Because they’re the only ones with comfortable seats.

What’s the difference between a Range Rover and a porcupine?

-The porcupine has more reliable quills.

Why did the Range Rover owner refuse to trade in his car?

-He heard the dealership would give him a toaster as a bonus.

What do you call a Range Rover that runs?

-A lie.

Final thoughts

Owning a Range Rover may come with its challenges, but sometimes you just have to laugh. I hope these jokes have brought a smile to your face – or at least a small chuckle.

Remember, while the repairs may be costly, the memories and adventures made in a Range Rover are priceless.

Last updated and verified on 4th September 2023