As a longtime Range Rover owner and mechanic, I have experienced the joys and pains of owning these vehicles.

Let me tell you, when it comes to reliability, Range Rovers are about as reliable as a chocolate teapot.

But hey, who needs a reliable car when you have a fancy badge and the ability to conquer the terrain at the country club?

Without further ado, here are some jokes that only Range Rover owners would understand:

The only way to guarantee your Range Rover starts is to sell it.

Let’s face it, it’s a well-known fact that Range Rovers have an affinity for breaking down when you least expect it.

So, if you want to be sure it will start, just sell it and buy a more reliable vehicle.

Why do they call it a Range Rover? Because it spends more time in the range than on the road!

This one speaks for itself. Range Rovers are meant to be driven off-road, but sometimes owners tend to forget that off-road is not the same as “in the shop”.

Why don’t Range Rover owners need maps? Because they are too busy waiting for the tow truck.

If you need to get somewhere quickly, the last thing you should do is rely on a Range Rover to take you there.

You’ll probably be waiting for the tow truck before you even reach the end of your driveway.

Did you hear the one about the Range Rover that made it to 100,000 miles without breaking down? Neither did I.

Range Rovers have a reputation for being unreliable and for good reason. It’s rare for them to make it to such a high mileage without significant issues.

What’s the difference between a Range Rover and a shopping cart? The shopping cart is cheaper to repair.

Let’s be honest, owning a Range Rover can be a little bit like owning a shopping cart.

When something goes wrong, it’s going to cost you an arm and a leg to fix it.

Why did the Range Rover cross the road? To get to the mechanic’s shop.

It’s a sad but true reality that Range Rovers spend a lot of time at the mechanic’s shop.

They are beautiful cars, but they come with a lot of maintenance and repair costs.

What’s the difference between a Range Rover and a dumpster fire? With the dumpster fire, at least you know what you’re getting.

At least with a dumpster fire, you know what to expect. With a Range Rover, there’s always a surprise waiting for you around the corner.

How do you know if someone owns a Range Rover? They’ll tell you.

We all know that one person who likes to flaunt their fancy car and its brand. Range Rover owners aren’t any different. They’ll let you know they own one the minute they meet you.

Last updated and verified on 4th September 2023